A Glamour-Optional Retreat

DAMES NATION.
We bring you...
A BREAKING CRUSH BULLETIN!

It's time for you to meet Nigel Hayes, sophomore at the University of Wisconsin and proud member of their basketball team. He's the young man adorably covering his face in the gif above and we're obsessed with him for reasons you will soon come to understand. You see, earlier this week, he and his friends discovered the stenographer at their NCAA press conference and became absolutely enraptured at her speed and skill. Then Nigel took it upon himself to test those remarkable skills in the following manner:
So, already, Nigel Hayes had our attention.

BUT THEN, Dames Nation! BUT THEN!!!

At a SUBSEQUENT press conference, Nigel was up to his old tricks, testing the stenographer's skill with the word "syzygy," when something about her caught his eye. WE COULD TELL YOU MORE, but just watch the video, trust us, it's worth it, and it ends with that justified (and totally adorable) face-covering GIFfed above.

In not-in-the-least short, we Dames are formally resigning our jobs on Monday to devote ourselves to writing a romantic comedy about Nigel Hayes and his one true stenographer love being brought together by Hank the Brewer's Dog/becoming the toast of Hollywood.

As lifelong Hufflepuffs, humming "On, Wisconsin"
as we launch our careers as rom-com authors,
we salute & thank you, Nigel.

BADGER PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!


YA just got a little less great...

...because the wonderful author Ellen Conford passed away last Friday on her 73rd birthday. Friend-of-the-Dames Lizzie Skurnick wrote this terrific piece on Conford's To All My Fans, With Love, From Sylvie for her classic Fine Lines column on Jezebel, and also sent along this brief, poignant note from Maura Magazine about Conford's We Interrupt This Semester For An Important Bulletin. If you, like your Dames, have (TRAGICALLY) yet to read any of Conford's books, you can find two recently republished books in Lizzie's terrific imprint, to which we both subscribe.


Visual Crushes

Twee as Hell:


Sweet Tunes

  • Just TRY to watch this dance-in-the-movies compilation video of Walk The Moon’s “Shut Up and Dance” without leaping up to shake your own tail feather, via our friend Angie, who always finds these things a moment or two before we find ourselves in desperate need of them.

  • Friend of the Dames Scott Rader is a Spotify Playlist Master Builder. Lately, we are especially fond of his 90s Alternative list .

  • “Hunting for Prince’s Vault”, in which Prince’s former sound engineer, who clearly has the heart of an archivist, talks about how she started work on the “bank vault” that holds every song the Purple One has ever recorded (except the ones he has deleted). If you read this one, make sure to make time for all of the interviews with his colleagues - everyone is in awe of him.

  • Lots of great music in NY Magazine’s list of female acts who will dominate SXSW. Dame Margaret is especially fond of Kehlani, whose “FWU” has completely charmed her, but also she strongly feels that NASHVILLE’s fictional band The Triple Exes really NEED to cover Elle King’s “Exes and Ohs”.

  • And finally: is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? If it’s a dream, don’t wake us, for Robyn has launched a tech fest for teen girls!


Miscellany (Tasty Tidbits, Served Incrementally)


Here’s a fun occupation for you: we’re hosting a Sense & Sensibility live-tweet on Sunday night & would love to have you join us!

When: Sunday, March 29 - 8:30 pm ET / 5:30 pm PT
Where: Twitter!
Margaret will be tweeting from @MrsFridayNext, Sophie will be (wo)manning @twobossydames.
How: Hit PLAY on Netflix or DVD at 8:30 on the dot. Tag your tweets with #senseand or just follow the hashtag, if you prefer.

See you then, chums!


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ALL HAIL DAME COMMANDER COLLINS!