Bonkers Mini Golf and Hilarious Midlife Grief
Bonkers Mini Golf and Hilarious Midlife Grief
Karen watches & recommends two very different television shows & cries a little đș
Oh my goodness, itâs actually slightly cool outside here in Western Massachusetts at last. I might have to put on a jacket later when I venture out?! Loads upon loads of pumpkins and other gourds are spilling over each other festively in wagons on the side of the road and in front of grocery stores and when Holly and I went to Trader Joeâs last night she got two limited edition treats: Caramel Apple Mochi AND Salted Maple Ice Cream!!! Iâm not ready for it to start getting dark at 4:00 PM, which is snapping at our collective [fetching suede boot] heels but for now Iâm just going to reach into the back of my closet, give a cashmere sweater a little pet and intone âsooooon, soooooooooonâ and hope itâs not full of moth chomps.
I recently watched two excellent television shows in their entirety. Have I told you about Holey Moley at all? I donât think I have. Itâs an ABC show but thereâs four seasons of it on Netflix and my mental health is honestly a little too reliant on it right now. Itâs a competition game in which people play miniature golf on an enormous obstacle course, alternating taking putts with getting absolutely clobbered by the holes, which are like Double Dareâs Physical Challenges amped way, WAY up and involve terrifying log rolling, malevolent windmills, sarcastic mimes, mascots leaping out of porta potties, the infamous Polcano (you climb a volcano and zip line off it into a giant pole that you are supposed to grab inevitably whack into and plunge into the water), and so much more.
Amid the slapstick and mayhem is color commentary from actual sports announcer Joe Tessitorie and comedian Rob Riggle, who do the funniest example of this sort of humor since Fred Willard and Jim Piddock in Best In Show (RIP, Fred Willard and his âown, much larger organ,â my gawd) while wearing genuine â70s sports commentator jackets. Jeannie Mai is the sideline reporter and I am now in love with her and finally thereâs one of the greatest basketball players of all time, executive producer and âresident golf proâ Stephen Curry, who squares off against a robot on every episode as well as awarding the winner their own golden putter and custom plaid jacket alongside Sir Goph. Oh, and the Muppets are on several episodes and have their own dramatic story line. Canât recommend enough.
At the opposite end of the television entertainment spectrum is Somebody, Somewhere, which I just finished today and I wish I could watch it all over again for the first time. Someone recommended it to me years ago but I was still freshly mourning the loss of my best friend at the time and didnât think I could handle it. Itâs loosely based on the life of comedian and cabaret star Bridget Everett who plays Sam, a woman who returns to her hometown of Manhattan, Kansas to take care of her terminally ill sister.
As the show begins, Sam is still in the throes of grief when she meets a former high school classmate, Joel (Jeff Hiller), who she doesnât remember but he remembers her â he was a huge fan of hers in high school, particularly her singing voice. Itâs not a romance, though (sheâs straight, heâs gay), which is just one of the many refreshing aspects of the show. It centers adult friendship in a way thatâs rare. Their relationship is so funny and loving and just beautiful to watch unfold. Furthermore, the entire cast consists of people who look entirely average, as opposed to television actors attempting to look semi-average, which feels revolutionary in a way it absolutely should not. (As Everett said in the LA Times, âThe point of the series is to show how weâre all people and weâre all getting by and weâre all doing the best we can. Itâs not snarky, and it showcases some people you might not normally see on TV. Weâre all kind of 40s-ish. None of us are top models. And it shines a light on the Midwest in a way that I think is pretty cool.â) Itâs also full of rural queer representation, another rarity, and explores the actual, complicated, messy meanings of faith and family as opposed to the shorthand, smug, often pointedly homophobic sloganeering of the term as seen on shabby chic signs next to Live Laugh Etc. and such. And itâs so funny. I get tired of the olâ âlaughing through tearsâ set up but this is the absolute best version of that I can imagine.
Per this article from The New Yorker, which I actually donât recommend you read before watching the show, as it gives away a lot that is a pure pleasure to encounter as it happens on the show, Sam is the person Bridget Everett might have been had she not left Kansas for New York as a younger person. Iâve had a rough few weeks professionally and mood-wise and when Iâm feeling particularly low I think Iâm living the âyou never leftâ version of my life while thereâs some alpha version of me on some alternate time line who didnât wait to start writing in public until her very late 30âs and doesnât feel like sheâs still learning everything, poorly, and failing most of the time and living like sheâs still just getting started despite being almost 50. But thereâs still joy and friendship and family and occasional reasons to feel proud of myself and glorious tiny moments of hilarity and grace and gratitude amid the slog and just general heartbreak of life in 2023 and watching Somebody, Somewhere helps me remember. It was renewed for a third season, too!
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Um, The Pioneer Womanâs in laws own a good portion of the land stolen from the Osage Nation aka the subject of Killers of the Flower Moon?! The HELL?!
New season of The Dream!!!!!! Itâs about LIFE COACHES! Get âem Jane Marie! AND the Erotic â90s season of You Must Remember This is back with a LESBIAN CHIC episode, no less!
15 Actual Wardrobe Essentials from my fav stylist, Lakyn Carlton of True Style â thinking about this as I consider Fall Looks aside from the aforementioned black turtleneck.
âMy readers must fancy themselves spirits, capable of living in a medium different from our atmosphere, and so pass with me through a wonderful brazen tunnel, with crystal doors at the entrance.â From Drops of Water: Their Marvellous and Beautiful Inhabitants Displayed by the Microscope (published 1851) by Agnes Catlow, available for perusal at the Public Domain Review.
Shana Tova to all celebrating!
