Boozy Slushiewatch 2016

TAP TAP TAP...IS THIS THING ON?
DAMES NATION! REPORT TO HOMEROOM!
IT'S TIME FOR
THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS!

Oh, you betcha!

Friends, the darling buds of May are upon us, in all their luscious beauty and hatefully pollen-filled splendor. Somehow this month is going to flash by before our very eyes, and here’s how we know: we already have our fabulous guest editors scheduled for May 20th!

You already know & love them as the compilers of last week’s Beystravaganza, and as furnishers of some of our favorite links over many previous issues, everyone give it up for America's Favorite Fightin' Feminists (and Top #DamesBros) Ally & Amy!

N.B.: We are also taking May 27th off to enjoy the long (US-ian) Memorial Day weekend.

Also! A number of you let us know that your copies of last week’s Beystravaganza issue just never showed up. Unacceptable! The Queen is never late, but Dames certainly can get lost en route, and we want to share some advice on how to make sure that doesn’t happen again. Share this info widely!

  1. Please add twobossydames@gmail.com to your address book - this is the surest way to make sure these weekly missives arrive where they belong.

  2. If you use Gmail, and a letter lands in your Promotions tab, click and drag that little scamp into your Primary tab, then click “YES” when Gmail asks if you’d like them to just go ahead and deposit future letters directly into Primary.

  3. If you receive emails from us via a private domain, whitelist the IP addresses from our beloved TinyLetter. The addresses are:205.201.128.0/20 and 198.2.128.0/18.

Finally! You've got quandaries, we're bossy, it's a match made in heaven! Fill out the Ask Two Bossy Dames form, get tailored advice for what ails, vexes, or puzzles you. Related: it’s been one full year since our first Ask Two Bossy Dames feature ran! Revisit our informational interview dress & accessorization advice to Dames National Brooke, who we hope has landed both a sweet gig and many compliments on her look.

As always, thank you for reading, and please do pass along this advice if a friend & fellow subscriber mentions that their issues are going astray!

Attention school districts: like Jimmy & Gabrielle above, Your Dames are available
to provide humorous & enlightening music-based morning announcements remotely.
To book, please email twobossydames@gmail.com.


This Week In Hamilton: A Retirement Announcement

Longtime readers know we usually put this section of the newsletter at the very end. This week is special, so we're moving it to the tippy-top. Friends, we've had quite a run, but we're ready to do different things in this newsletter, so this is the last regular installment of This Week in Hamilton. You can look forward to occasional round-ups (after the Tonys, for example, when we will curate the finest thinkpieces & well done hot takes). And of course we will relish talking Hamilthings with you over on Twitter. Please never stop sending us GIFs of these beautiful geniuses and/or their minds at work (WORK).

We're concluding this feature with the single most important thing about this remarkable show's historic 16 Tony nominations: a video of Daveed Diggs' brother Malcolm and bestie Rafa surprising him to celebrate his nomination. Come for the loving surprise, stay for Daveed's Twee As Hell/Hot as Hell purple onesie-clad mad dash through the streets of New York. 

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


And Now! A Twitter Round-Up!

Welcome back to our monthly-ish anthology of some of the best stuff we’ve shared on Twitter. Whether you’re window shopping, looking for a refreshing adult beverage recipe, or just want to immerse yourself in some gorgeous architecture, we’ve got you covered. Let's go!


Flora & Fauna

No Merriweather in the round-up this time, alas!


Real Estate

Where we’ll be entertaining this summer (in our wildest dreams)


Dangerously Great: A Tour of Cinematic & Televisual Posters on Etsy

PSYCH! This first item is not on Etsy, but it is highly relevant to Dames Nation’s movie-going interests: Prepare yourselves for the special 30th anniversary one-weekend rerelease of Labyrinth this September! We remain #BlessedByBowie. (PS we are not total monsters, here is a perfectly polished poster enshrining a notable line from the film.

Not now, flirtatiously belligerent partygoer, we need to get on with the poster show!


Boozy Slushiewatch 2016
(Now that we’ve noticed one recipe, we see them everywhere. Leave the booze out for kids & abstainers, and get your frosty refreshment on!)

*delighted guzzling noises*


We Conclude With a DamesBait Smorgasbord

Let your mind take effect.

We close with real-time footage of the Bossy Aerie by artist Sparrows