CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES; Turn and face the strange, Dames Nation!
By which we mean marvel at 50 Years of David Bowie’s Hairstyles all in ONE GIF!, all drawn (and available to purchase in color or black & white!) by the supremely talented Helen Green, who is only 22, prompting us to ask: what are we doing with our lives?!
All this to honor the one and only Ziggy Stardust, who turned 68 on January 8th. You can toast him with this perfect mug.
Oooh, come on, you rock & rollers!
This Week In Ladies We Love
(AKA We're Going Down to Suffragette City!)
So many ladies are doing so many great things! All the time! We love them always, of course, but this week, they are shining especially bright. What talented ladies would you recommend to us? Drop us a line or tell us all about it on Twitter.
Gina Rodriquez, the outlandishly charming and talented star of JANE THE VIRGIN (Dame Margaret’s Favorite New Show of 2014, episodes 1-4 currently available to steam on Hulu!), won the Golden Globe for Best Actress in a TV Series (Comedy/Musical) and gave the best speech of the night. Beloved illustrator Irena Freitas immortalized one of the best quotes in the illustration above.
Melissa McCarthy. Allison Janney. (and Jason Statham) (and Paul Feig!): SPY MOVIE. YES, PLEASE.
Bossy Patron Saint Stevie Nicks returns to our pages in truly glorious fashion, SLAYING (yet also furnishing us with life-giving witchy vibes) in a 1976 performance of “Rhiannon”. Courtesy of our pal Julie, to whom we are now permanently indebted.
Abbi & Ilana! Welcome back to the airwaves, smarties! (Spoiler: You miiiight hear ½ of Your Beloved Dames talking about this terrific show on a certain podcast next Friday morning…) [Ed. note: Sophie is chair dancing with excitement right now.]
Linda Holmes on the hilarious, batshit insane Boy Next Door trailer, which we feel sure will launch 1000 drinking games (though all you need is one good one). [Ed. Note: Dame Margaret and her favorite group text/coven will be going opening night with flasks. We are beyond excited.]
And finally! Both Robyn *and* First Aid Kit got their own, official SWEDISH STAMPS this week!! PLEASE IF ANY OF YOU CAN OBTAIN THEM, your Dames would KILL for a set of these.
Dame Sophie's Thoughts on Accents! Class! And Self-Presentation!
(AKA Fashion! Turn to the left!)
We recently learned that Mike Rugnetta, charming & erudite host of PBS Idea Channel (we’ll wait for you all to subscribe. Ok, you’re back? Great!) also hosts a podcast about sound, called Reasonably Sound. His most recent episode is about the differences between English and American accents, and Sophie wrote him about a million tweets in reply, because She Has Thoughts.
One of the things Mike talks about is how most English* accents became non-rhotic. (If you have a non-rhotic accent, you don’t pronounce the letter R when it’s in the middle or at the end of a word. In Canada & the US, most of us speak rhotically, pronouncing all of our Rs.) Surprise, surprise, rhoticity, when it first developed, was a class thing! Speaking rhotically became an upper-crusty way of speaking in the late 1700s - early 1800s in the UK, but that style of speech didn’t become a trend in the US, which was experiencing accent shifts of its own due to various waves of immigration throughout the 19th & 20th centuries, and now, here we are: we say toMAYto, they say toMAHto. (And drawrings.)
But that’s not the whole story! (Of course, neither is this.) Also popular at the time of the rhotic accent fad was an affected upper-class RLW substitution, perfectly captured by Corin Redgrave as the hideously status-conscious Sir Walter Elliot in Persuasion. Hear how he pronounces "vigor", "horribly", "spring", "Baldwin"? He’s slurring every which way! Oooh, so fancy! England does have at least one notably rhotic accent even now, the one found in the geographically remote West Countrycounties of Somerset, Devon**, Dorset, and Cornwall, whence comes what many of us now think of as The Pirate Accent. By all means, join us down the rabbit hole with this Wikipedia entry on Rhoticity In English.
Class is a huge, HUGE part of accent & speech. In the US, we like to pretend it's not, but it definitely is, and sadly, we rarely see much accurate regional accent diversity on TV. The UK does much better with accent representation on mainstream shows (see, off the top of my head: Gavin & Stacey, Doctor Who, where lots of planets have a North, and Downton Abbey). And it's a shame because we have such great regional accents and they all get smoothed out for broadcast! For example, Sean Monahan’s videos showcase the Philadelphia Accent (also the South Jersey, Delaware, and quite a bit of Maryland accent) in all their vowel-flattening, internal consonant-swallowing glory. Fred Armisen recently did five minutes of improvisation highlighting the many accents of New York City. And that’s just one 240-miles stretch of the Northeast! How many subtle variations exist all over the place?! It’s dizzying to think about.
One final thought, a thing Sophie wonders about a lot: it’s a cliche that Americans generally find British accents of all kinds charming. So do Americans fundamentally hear the speech of (originally working class) musicians like Adele, Oasis, and the Beatles incompletely, because we don't hear all the subtleties of class differences between their accents and that of someone like Nigella Lawson (who has a very upper class Home Counties accent)? It’s something she can hear now, but if she weren't married to someone who grew up striving working class in England, she might not have bothered to learn about it.
* Not to be confused with British - indeed, accents throughout Wales, Scotland & Northern Ireland are often non-rhotic, filled as they are with beautifully trilled & rolled Rs.
** Where Dame Margaret studied for a year at the University of Exeter, alma mater of both Joanne K. Rowling and Thom Yorke. Neither of whom--tragically-- have the Pirate Accent Dame Sophie mentions.
(AKA Queen Bitches)
Putnam & Putnam’s luscious, elegant floral arrangements brighten up even the worst Gloomvember can throw at us.
Swimming Pigs in the Bahamas (how badly do we want to be those little pigs right now?)
The adorable model Marshay Mitchell (and her multitude of amazing hair and makeup styles) in this super nifty 100 Years of Beauty timelapse video by Cut.
Twee As Hell
(AKA The Closest David Bowie Gets to Twee is Little Drummer Boy)
(The Thin White Duke Does Not Do Twee)
Kings & Queens of the introspective bedsit anthem Belle & Sebastian release their new album, Girls in Peacetime Want to Dance, on Tuesday. You can listen now and get your dancey dance dance on over at NPR Music, yaaaay! [Ed. Note: Dame Margaret says that it makes a great soundtrack for formatting a newsletter.)
Zooey Deschanel is having a baby. Will that baby’s nursery have birdsong piped in 24 hours a day? Will it be decorated with pure marzipan? Will the carpet be organically grown grass? Will the baby’s nanny be a mother-daughter team of a gentle, yet brilliant, multilingual doe and her sweet fawn?
Goats (and other rescued animals) in coats!
Birds (1) also slur their words when they drink (strangely adorable!) and (2) (with some help from artist Thomas Poulsom) make truly excellent Lego sets.
The Wes Anderson Collection by Matt Zoller Seitz is being expanded again, gaining one full book dedicated to The Grand Budapest Hotel (Dame Margaret’s newest obsession). You can take a gander at its beautiful internal design by Martin Venezky over at Behance.
Miscellany We Think You Will Want To Know More About
(Which could easily have been the title of this entire paragraphic, yet breezy enterprise)
(But we wouldn't want to put you Under Pressure to read more, ha!)
How the 19th century explosion of Krakatoa affected The Scream by Edward Munsch (and inspired one of Betsy Bird and Dame Margaret's favorite classic children's books, The Twenty-One Balloons by William Pene du Bois.) What happened when Councilman Kirby Delauter of Frederick County, Md. reamed his local paper for making "unauthorized use" of his name. (Spoiler: It did NOT discourage them from using his name.) Why dogs make the best Ball Boys. The hidden costs of public puking. Why women named Abigail, Eleanor, Nanette, Margot, Johanna, or Julie are statistically more likely to be reading this newsletter right now (h/t to Dame Sophie's wonderful sister, Sarah!). The glory of watching 25 years of David Suchet's Hercule Poirot.