In which Margaret & Sophie boss the Internet with impeccable discernment & insouciant charm. Cultural recommendations & commentary every Friday evening.

Archive

Aug 11Miserable McMansions, Turning Tables, & A Plethora of Posters
Aug 3Two Sick Glamourpusses
Jul 27A Heart To Heart With Your Guest Dames
Jul 21Muppets, Spirits, & Other Very Special Guests
Jul 14Shoe Bros, Rosé Petals, & Other Petite Joys
Jun 30More Links Than Is Strictly Reasonable
Jun 23Joel Embeatitudes & Harryographers
Jun 20Paid Subscribers: Ask Your Dames!
Jun 16Raccoon Naps & Tunes for All Time
Jun 8Empty Tanks, Full Hearts
Jun 2Babes of Summer
May 31Discount Expiration & A Privacy Update
May 26Rejoicing at Repeal and In Repose
May 19A Royal Extravaganza
May 11Jesus Jugs Don’t Want Me for a Sunbeam
May 5Beards: GOOD! Infinity Wars: ...Fine.
Apr 28Two Bossy Fandriods
Apr 21Beyoncé and a Few Other Glorious Queens of Note
Apr 20LIVETWEET ANNOUNCEMENT: Mystic Pizza on Sunday, May 6th!
Apr 13We (Self) Care Too Much
Apr 13Paid content is around the corner
Apr 6Avatars of Healthy Masculinity & Other Vital Items
Mar 31Robespierre, Olivia Pope, & Other Bad Role Models
Mar 24More Pot and Puffins Than You'd Expect
Mar 16Thinking Pink, Missing Bowie, & Other Sundry Concerns
Mar 10Make an Entrance Like Rita Moreno
Mar 3SUBSTACKED & SUBLOADED
Feb 24Smart Bitches, Precious Palicos, & Suggestions for the Suggestible
Feb 22Announcement Reminder: We're Moving To Substack!
Feb 17Not Gonna Lie, Friends, This Is A Lot
Feb 16Two Bossy Dames ARRIVES March 2!
Feb 10"Quincy Jones is a Tahani" - Sarah Hagi
Feb 3Are We Good Janets or the BEST Janets?
Jan 27Royal Tiaras & Medical Dramas
Jan 20Alien Enthusiasms, Internet Friends, & Other Abiding Joys
Jan 13Triple Axels & Thirst Traps
Jan 6Bruno Mars, Canadian Television, and Other Heart-Warming Substances
Dec 22, 2017Sending You Out of 2017 On A Cloud of Snuggliness & Bracing E*MO*TIONs
Dec 16, 2017Hi to the Makers and Fakers 👋
Dec 9, 2017Patti La Sleigh Bells Ring, Are You Listening?
Dec 2, 2017Furious Reckonings & Copious Sneezing
Nov 22, 2017No Jive Turkeys Within
Nov 17, 2017Nicollective Bargaining
Nov 11, 2017Concrete Victories and Easy Recipes
Nov 4, 2017The World is Full of Zanies and Fools
Oct 28, 2017The Season of the Witch, Bold Red Lips, and Le Chabonbon
Oct 20, 2017Ceremonials Scissors & Other Wonders
Oct 14, 2017Mamas, Please Let Your Babies Grow Up To Join Covens
Oct 7, 2017Band Aids, Bullet Holes, & Third Birthdays
Sep 29, 2017Revenge of the Hotties
Sep 23, 2017Equinox, Time To Rock!
Sep 16, 2017Phryne's Ready For Her Close-Up
Sep 9, 2017More Discussion of Boobs In Here Than Is Really Typical
Sep 2, 2017Birthday Plans, Philanthropic Goals, and Petty Complaints
Aug 19, 2017An All-Singing, All-Snacking Guest-Dames Extravaganza!
Aug 12, 2017Queen Taffy & A Heavenly Host of End of Summer Goodies
Aug 4, 2017Premium Boys & Their Delicate Activities
Jul 28, 2017Which Witch is Which?
Jul 22, 2017To The Edge of Obsession and Back
Jul 15, 2017Raucous Gold Lamé Delight In The Face Of Migraines and Misery
Jul 8, 2017Ceci n'est pas un newsletter (JK JK it totally is)
Jul 1, 2017A Compendium of Books to Stain With Chlorine, Saltwater, & Rosé
Jun 23, 2017It’s Always Sunny in Malaysia: Two Bossy Dames But With 100% Humidity!
Jun 17, 2017Seriously? Seriously. Also Frivolously.
Jun 10, 2017Lady Rage, Male Zen, and Carly Rae Feels
Jun 3, 2017Headphone Happiness and a Shockingly Minimal Amount of Harold Fashion
May 20, 2017Cardigans & Edicts & MUCH Advice
May 13, 2017Forearmed is Forewarned
May 6, 2017Scams of Recent History & The Art of the Con
Apr 29, 2017Old Baby Queers & Awkward Baby Deers
Apr 15, 2017Pandas & Sunnies & Nighies, Oh My!
Apr 8, 2017Opulence, Dimples, and Our Lady of Perpetual Pettiness
Apr 1, 2017Love, ABBA, and a Treatise on Sophie's Favorite New Rake
Mar 25, 2017we'll all be together, even when we're not together
Mar 17, 2017Your St Patrick’s Day Shot of Scandalous Undertakings
Mar 12, 2017Only the Week's Most Erudite Clickbait
Mar 5, 2017Oh, We'll Show YOU Sweet
Mar 5, 2017Twists & Tunes & Slang & Feels
Feb 26, 2017Blessed Mahershala and Other Miscellany
Feb 19, 2017On Being Irrepressible in Repressive Times
Feb 12, 2017Come With Us Now On A Journey Through Time & Space
Feb 5, 2017Business, Bossing, and Beybies
Jan 29, 2017sure was a week, huh?
Jan 21, 2017Rootleaf Stew for the Rebel Soul
Jan 15, 2017Careers, Conversation, Canoodling, and Other Assorted Concerns
Jan 8, 2017back to our regularly scheduled idiosyncratic smorgasbord
Dec 23, 2016The Cooking of Joy
Dec 17, 2016Lumberjacks, George Michael, and Many Different Kinds of Magick
Dec 10, 2016Taking a break from all your worries
Dec 3, 2016Molly Weasley, Acoustic Guitar Crimes, and Additional Ephemera
Nov 19, 2016Friendships and Funny in a Time of Fear
Nov 12, 2016Bossy Take: This National Nightmare
Nov 5, 2016Only Children, Anne Tryhardaway, and Shade Street Kitchen
Oct 29, 2016Sports for Non-Sportsers, Cephalopods, & Tinglers for All
Oct 21, 2016Soup Shibboleths & Synergy
Oct 15, 2016Terrible Twos!
Oct 8, 2016#Hamildames Part Deux: Electric Tweetaloo
Sep 30, 2016Serial Monogamists of Making Stuff
Sep 24, 2016Look Around, Look Around, At How Lucky You Are To Have Dames Right Now
Sep 10, 2016Good As Hell Tween Edition
Sep 10, 2016Oy, enough already with the poodles!
Sep 3, 2016Forever and Always Committed to Fetch and Fluff
Aug 26, 2016Lindsay Lohan moves through the Chateau Marmont
Aug 12, 2016Croquembouche Monsieur
Aug 6, 2016Phanatical Philadelphia, Phantom Toolbooths, & Praise of Dandies
Jul 30, 2016Baby, You're a Firework!
Jul 22, 2016Two Bossy PhDs
Jul 16, 2016Finding the Joyous Shruggie Within
Jul 9, 2016Hold on for one more day
Jul 8, 2016Sea of Chaos; Island of Frivolity
Jul 2, 2016A Festschrift for The Toast
Jun 24, 2016Golden Dames
Jun 18, 2016Our Name is... Advice-ander Hamil-dames?
Jun 11, 2016The Party's Still Raging, But Now We've Got Tunes
Jun 3, 2016Lady Raaaaaaage
May 27, 2016INCONCEIVABLE!
May 14, 2016Middle Fingers Up
May 14, 2016Tears Make Toast Soggy :(
May 6, 2016Boozy Slushiewatch 2016
Apr 30, 2016Love God, Herself
Apr 22, 2016Thank U 4 A Funky Time
Apr 16, 2016Witchy, adorable & linky
Apr 9, 2016Infanticide Doughnuts, Sequins, & Other Lavish Treats
Apr 1, 2016Freaky Friday Friday Fridayyyyyy
Mar 25, 201610 Pounds of Culture in a 5-Pound Bag
Mar 18, 2016West Coast Edition
Mar 12, 2016Low Battery Power Mode
Mar 5, 2016Baller Moves & Best Winks of The Week
Feb 27, 2016Anniversaries, Mutual Admiration, & Rage Blackouts
Feb 19, 2016Zaftig Hotties & Women Laughing Alone With Salads
Feb 12, 2016Christina & Kamille: The Hottie Takeover
Feb 6, 2016A bittersweet symphony of pastels
Jan 30, 2016Homoerotic Subtext Should Always Actually Be Text
Jan 23, 2016Sexual Activity: ALWAYS a La Carte, Never Prix Fixe
Jan 16, 2016A Festschrift for Bowie
Jan 9, 2016Tears n' Vows & Vows n' Tears
Jan 2, 2016Lucille Ball: She To Whom All Vine Stars Aspire
Dec 26, 2015Everybody, Carlton Dance Now
Dec 18, 2015SNEAKY BONUS BOSSING! WITH CATASTROPHIC EFFECTS!
Dec 12, 2015Dogs Both Goofus and Gallant, Plus Other Things We Avidly Love
Dec 5, 2015Victory Dances, Bratwurst, and the VERY BEST Worst Deals
Nov 29, 2015#ServiceJournalism: Audible Sale Guide!!
Nov 27, 2015Butterball Hotline Bling(ee)
Nov 20, 2015Auxiliary Dames of the Week!
Nov 16, 2015<3 <3 A Hyggelicious Giveaway <3 <3
Nov 13, 2015Snuggle up, buttercups!
Nov 7, 2015Backflipping into November
Oct 30, 2015#Gloomvmber, #Punimwatch, and Other Sundry Hashtags We've Invented
Oct 23, 2015Drake & Dames-o-ween
Oct 16, 2015#Hamildames, Managerial Incompetence, and Many, Many Tears
Oct 9, 2015But How DID We Get To Be So Very Bossy?
Oct 2, 2015People of the world, join hands, start a Hamil-train
Sep 25, 2015GIFfin
Sep 18, 2015Home again, home again, jiggety yaaaaas!
Aug 30, 2015Pssst... did you miss us?
Aug 28, 2015Rollin' With The Homies
Aug 21, 2015Categorize Us, We Defy (Many) Labels!
Aug 14, 2015Adult Snack Tray Edition
Aug 7, 2015Are You Ready for a Brand New Beat?
Jul 31, 2015You Better Come On In This House!
Jul 24, 2015Five by Five by Five
Jul 17, 2015<3 <3 B'sheret to be Besties <3 <3
Jul 10, 2015Don't You Dare Look Back!
Jun 19, 2015Footloose and Fancy Free!
Jun 19, 2015A slight stutter in our originally scheduled programming...
Jun 12, 2015Your swagger and your bearing....
Jun 5, 2015Summer Loves: Negronis, Judy Blume, and Tea Rooms (and Lady Rage)
May 22, 2015Feelin’ Our Birthday Links, Feelin’ Our Selves
May 15, 2015Name Games, Gifted Headaches, and Vicious Pollen
May 8, 2015A Great Week for Fictional Peggys Everywhere
May 1, 2015Dames-Approved Bros, Practically Perfect Advice, and A Cavalcade of Unwaxed Chests
Apr 25, 2015Same Trailers, Different Park
Apr 18, 2015Our devastating beats, we know you will like
Apr 10, 2015All the Best Gifs Emma Thompson Can Provide
Apr 3, 2015Very NEARLY a Week Off
Mar 27, 2015A Glamour-Optional Retreat
Mar 25, 2015Sensible Midweek Announcement of a Sentimental Sunday
Mar 21, 2015Dames on the lam?
Mar 20, 2015The Ache of An Old Wound or Some Such Nonsense
Mar 13, 2015How Can Tom Hanks Be So Ceaselessly Tom Hanksable?
Mar 6, 2015Those Cosmopolitan Corvids and Other Natural Wonders
Mar 2, 2015Minor Technical Difficulties!
Feb 27, 2015An Amoeba Can't Have A Nemesis
Feb 20, 2015Your Beloved Dames Do The Sprain
Feb 13, 2015HAPPY VALENTIMES!!!!!!!!
Feb 6, 2015There's no place like home
Jan 30, 2015Brevity is the soul of wit, yo.
Jan 23, 2015Dolly & Lion Shingy & Abbi & Ilana
Jan 18, 2015Weekend Special: Errata & Addenda (UGH, MEA CULPA)
Jan 16, 2015Ziggy & Suffragette City & The Rain in Spain & Stamps
Jan 9, 2015Murderous Courtliness, Saudade, and Other Sundry Subjects
Jan 2, 2015Repetition Makes the Heart Grow Fonder!
Dec 26, 2014Syning All Our Auldest Langs
Dec 19, 2014A Bossy Guide to Surviving the Season of the Spirit
Dec 5, 2014AND THE AWARDS GO TO....
Nov 28, 2014My Sweater's Too Hyggelicious For Ya, Babe
Nov 21, 2014A Smattering of Twee and 1989 Words on Taylor Swift's 1989
Nov 14, 2014Kardashianing through the snow....
Nov 7, 2014Caaaandletimmmme is heeere
Oct 31, 2014~Insert Spooky Halloween Title Here~
Oct 24, 2014The One Where Sophie & Margaret Totally Shock You
Oct 17, 2014Puppies! Pumpkins! Pig Pen! And More!
Oct 10, 2014Mullets and poptimists and paper dolls, oh my!
Oct 3, 2014Paragraphic, Yet Breezy

In which Margaret & Sophie boss the Internet with impeccable discernment & insouciant charm. Cultural recommendations & commentary every Friday evening.